Jonny Gomes played all of 12 games last season for the Royals.  None of those 12 games were in the postseason.  Because he didn't make the postseason roster.

The Royals held their World Series parade in Kansas City today and during the celebration someone let Jonny Gomes hold a microphone.  He said first he was an unpolitically correct person and "we whooped their ass!"

Umm...."we" Jonny?

Jonny Gomes played a total of 12 games with the Royals and hit .167 for them.  And he played in zero of their postseason games.

Yep, he didn't whip anyone's ass.  But hey he has a giant American flag and a microphone so let's cheer.

[UPDATED] #Cubs sign Jon Lester to 6-yr, $155 million deal (@CSNMooney) - http://t.co/sIXel2bHGW pic.twitter.com/wXCobaOnrZ
— Comcast SportsNet (@CSNChicago) December 10, 2014

Jon Lester signed with the Cubs for six years at $155 million, because Theo Epstein is a slick son of a bitch.  Epstein was able to pull Lester away from the Red Sox and other former Red Sox could follow.

According to Larry Brown Sports, free agents David Ross and Jonny Gomes could be on their way to Chicago as well.  That's a pretty big improvement to the rotation and key role players, if they all end up with the Cubs.  One thing Epstein knows how to do is build a winner. 

If he can build another winner in Chicago, like he did in Boston, he might become a GM legend.  Not that he isn't already for the job he did with the Red Sox, but could you imagine if he pulls it off for the Cubs?

The A's are now 12-17 since trading their best hitter, Yoenis Cespedes, to Boston for Jon Lester and Jonny Gomes. They just dropped 4 straight to their division leading Angels and are so desperate for some power they've traded for Adam Dunn.

Billy Beane's gamble that he could trade his clean up hitter for an ace doesn't appear to be paying off. He has to be personally upset considering he sold out on his "moneyball" philosophy to pull of the trade.

The Red Sox and A's pulled off a trade deadline blockbuster.  The A's are hopeful that they can make World Series run and have strenghtened their rotation, but at what cost?

Sure the A's get Jon Lester and Jonny Gomes, but they gave up a young talent in Yoenis Cespedes.

The Red Sox took up issue with a 7th inning swipe of third base with the Rays up by 5 runs.  The Red Sox dugout had their panties in a wad following Yunel Escobar's steal of third base.  Escobar returned the verbal fire and all hell broke loose with both benches clearing and a big boy shoving match ensuing.

With the loss of Sunday's game the Red Sox have lost 10 games in a row and look nothing like the team that won the World Series last season. Yunel Escobar, Sean Rodriguez and Jonny Gomes were all ejected when things calmed down.

Jonny Gomes got a huge tattoo to commemorate the 2013 World Series Champion Boston Red Sox.  Okay but why is there a giant bearded man's face in the middle of it?  I know the Red Sox had beards and all that but isn't that a little weird?

Gomes it is pic.twitter.com/3xdV8NP9GG
— Mike Napoli (@MikeNapoli25) February 7, 2014

Jonny Gomes hit a three run home run that proved to be the difference for the Red Sox on Sunday night.  The homer pulled the series even at 2-2 and landed Gomes some extra attention.  Erin Andrews proves chicks dig the long ball and beards.  That's right Erin Andrews gave Jonny Gomes a little post game/mid interview beard tug.