Jon Gruden described the Philadelphia Eagles pass rush using two words "long cocks."  Some may say he was referring to Eagles defenders Chris Long and Fletcher Cox.  That might be true.  It might also be true that he's had conversations with the Eagles pass rushers about their anatomy.  He may have even had a peek or two.

Whatever the case, I'll take his word for it.  Who am I kidding, if Gruden showed me a picture of the Philly pass rush's long cocks, I would take no more than two long stares at them.  Just two.