When I first heard that Anthony Rizzo hit an inside the park homerun off of Billy Hamilton's face, I didn't picture it going down like this.  My first thought is how does a fly ball hit you in the face.

The leftfielder cut in front of Hamilton causing him to lose sight of the ball and that's how he took a fly ball to the face.  That isn't how I pictured it, but it makes sense now.

I'm sure it didn't feel all that good, but it was a baseball.  Get the fuck up you didn't take a dumbbell to the face you pussy.