R.I.P. Jay Mariotti.  Scott Van Pelt responded to an attack from the ass pimple known as Jay Mariotti and quickly zipped what he left of him up in a body bag.

Mariotti made a decision to attack SVP by telling him he "was embarrassing himself."

Someone tell @notthefakeSVP that he's embarrassing himself. Not funny. Not cool. Not Patrick, Olbermann or even Everett.

— Jay Mariotti (@MariottiSports) September 6, 2016

Van Pelt went straight for the eyes and scraped them out with ease.

Anybody know @MariottiSports ? Somebody tell him he's a piñata and I'm getting my bat.

— Scott Van Pelt (@notthefakeSVP) September 6, 2016

He wasn't done there. He moved from the eyes to the throat and slashed it.

Yo, Bloggers. Apparently I'm embarrassing myself? So said a tiny little man who fancies himself relevant and hits women. We work, he rots.

— Scott Van Pelt (@notthefakeSVP) September 6, 2016

Damn SVP, leave something for the family to bury.