As if you needed any more reasons. Reports say that while at the Oscars with (still unexplained how) girlfriend Olivia Munn, Rodgers bought Girl Scout cookies when Chris Rock sent little Girl Scouts out into the crowd of celebrities to buy them since this is the season of the Girl Scout cookie. That isn't the bad part.

The bad part is he bought the Savannah Smiles cookies. One of those newer bullshit flavors that's like lemon and powdered sugar or some sort of shit. Savannah Smiles?! Your girl got the one true Girl Scout cookie Rodgers which we all know to be the Thin Mints! Somehow she stayed with you even through that garbage and your teams less than stellar run in a weak division this past NFL season. I cannot explain what she is doing with you and this action puzzles me even further. Were they out of literally all the other flavors? That can be the only explanation. So there you have it. Reason number 247 to not like Aaron Rodgers.