It takes a special kind of idiot to fail a PED test will suspended for PEDs.  It takes an even bigger idiot to do it twice.  That's the column Mets reliever Jenrry Mejia fall into.

Mejia Just got suspended permanently by MLB For failing his third PED test.  Twice he failed tests while already on suspension for failing a test.

Not too many baseball players have also doubled as geniuses, but come on what the fuck are you doing?